Jhalkompwdr

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Surrey, UK

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1/6/05

Level: 6
Aura: Evil

Rank: Town Watch
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Exp. Points: 335 / 400
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Score: 3
Convoy v2.0

"Grr."

submission: Convoy v2.0
date: June 6, 2005

3 Chords. How dare anyone call looping (shittily chosen) chords with a2 basses, drums and some stupid melody classical? I do the same but I don't compare it to classical!

How come you get all the groupees?
I want some groupies!
I need a hug.

We need to finish our collaboration.

How come you never respond to constructive criticism?

Author's Response:

Because your 'constructive critisism' never gives anything a fair mark out of jealousy :P And theres more than 3 chords. theres 6 actually.

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Score: 5
Piano Mumbo's hut

"Finally!"

submission: Piano Mumbo's hut
date: June 5, 2005

Someone remixed this! Oh, wait, it's rally badly arranged.

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Score: 5
SSBM gone Techno

"Ewww."

submission: SSBM gone Techno
date: June 5, 2005

Badd percussive choice. I can make out exactly no choonage.

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Score: 6
All Your Pickle

"Just... No"

submission: All Your Pickle
date: June 5, 2005

Please, no more... NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Score: 7
Audio Portal Theme - Piano

"Obsessive Piano Disorder, eh?"

date: May 25, 2005

Something, I don't know what, is telling me you like pianos. And it's not called the "audio portal theme" I can't be arsed to check what it is called, but it's by ParagonX9 (pbuh), and this isn't remotely repetative. Ending? What? You think it's gonna, then it doesn't, then one quick sus4 and we're out. Not tricky to make up. Although if it was a "bit" shorter it would rock. Oh well, that's life.

Author's Response:

Yea I like pianos. Got a problem with it?!? Also I know the audio portal thems are paragons, but this one I did not find on his list... maybe I overlooked it. And yes its repetative, but take that up with paragon. He wrote the 8 bar phrase not me, I just arranged it. And I don't understand how you could think its gonna end so quick. The first Esus chord hardly sounds like an ending. The second time (the actual ending) is much deeper because its in octaves and fades away. And its not like I wanted to make up some grand ending, just a simple one because the original had no ending anyway. I guess it is alittle long, but it builds up each time. Louder and more notes added. 2 mins isn't that long.. Oh well, thanks for the review.

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Score: 2
M64 - Water Theme Orchesteral

"Wow. What a change."

date: May 4, 2005

PLEASE! You have a big problem. All you did here was re instrumentise your MIDI. The notation is still worryingly off, so I am going to send you the Dire, Dire Pews MIDI and you are going to use it.

Author's Response:

the notation is fucking perfect :P listen to it again, tard.

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Score: 2
SM: Sky Theme Orchesteral

"Come ON!"

date: May 4, 2005

Seriously! You are joking! "Sky theme?" This is the water theme! And it sounds to me from this and your Mario 64 Jolly Roger Bay theme thing that you've gone back to MIDI! YOU HAVE REASON! Come on...

Author's Response:

... this is reason you deaf arsewipe, and stop brining my review average down out of jealousy.

Tut, just because i get all the groupies.

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Score: 8
Super Mario Land Mega Mix

"How... nostalgic?"

date: April 22, 2005

I didn't have SML, but I do know the choon, so there you go. Nice remake, if a bit too beepy.

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Score: 6
Convoy

"Nice Chord There"

submission: Convoy
date: April 22, 2005

WOW! This is so incredibly not making me want to jump off a cliff!

Author's Response:

Please do.

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Score: 8
Outside Domain v3

"It's crap."

submission: Outside Domain v3
date: April 22, 2005

It's all too low and slow, but I'm glad to see you doing what I did when I got reason. I couldn't be arsed to write anything either. Speed it up a bit and it would rock. That annoying squeak could be dumped too.

Author's Response:

I'm responding to this january first, 2006.

I would just like to remind you how much more successful I am than you now. That is all.

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