Jhalkompwdr's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ending]

NAME RIPOFF *cough*

teh end.
Apart from that, good, although you could have brought drums etc. in earlier.

quebecman responds:

hm sorry but the original Name was "Glory" but someone else had it so I took "The Ending" instead, theres no case of a "ripoff", I didn't know you neither

[Convoy v2.0]

Grr.

3 Chords. How dare anyone call looping (shittily chosen) chords with a2 basses, drums and some stupid melody classical? I do the same but I don't compare it to classical!

How come you get all the groupees?
I want some groupies!
I need a hug.

We need to finish our collaboration.

How come you never respond to constructive criticism?

Khuskan responds:

Because your 'constructive critisism' never gives anything a fair mark out of jealousy :P And theres more than 3 chords. theres 6 actually.

[Audio Portal Theme - Piano]

Obsessive Piano Disorder, eh?

Something, I don't know what, is telling me you like pianos. And it's not called the "audio portal theme" I can't be arsed to check what it is called, but it's by ParagonX9 (pbuh), and this isn't remotely repetative. Ending? What? You think it's gonna, then it doesn't, then one quick sus4 and we're out. Not tricky to make up. Although if it was a "bit" shorter it would rock. Oh well, that's life.

afliXion responds:

Yea I like pianos. Got a problem with it?!? Also I know the audio portal thems are paragons, but this one I did not find on his list... maybe I overlooked it. And yes its repetative, but take that up with paragon. He wrote the 8 bar phrase not me, I just arranged it. And I don't understand how you could think its gonna end so quick. The first Esus chord hardly sounds like an ending. The second time (the actual ending) is much deeper because its in octaves and fades away. And its not like I wanted to make up some grand ending, just a simple one because the original had no ending anyway. I guess it is alittle long, but it builds up each time. Louder and more notes added. 2 mins isn't that long.. Oh well, thanks for the review.

[M64 - Water Theme Orchesteral]

Wow. What a change.

PLEASE! You have a big problem. All you did here was re instrumentise your MIDI. The notation is still worryingly off, so I am going to send you the Dire, Dire Pews MIDI and you are going to use it.

Khuskan responds:

the notation is fucking perfect :P listen to it again, tard.

[SM: Sky Theme Orchesteral]

Come ON!

Seriously! You are joking! "Sky theme?" This is the water theme! And it sounds to me from this and your Mario 64 Jolly Roger Bay theme thing that you've gone back to MIDI! YOU HAVE REASON! Come on...

Khuskan responds:

... this is reason you deaf arsewipe, and stop brining my review average down out of jealousy.

Tut, just because i get all the groupies.

[Convoy]

Nice Chord There

WOW! This is so incredibly not making me want to jump off a cliff!

Khuskan responds:

Please do.

[Outside Domain v3]

It's crap.

It's all too low and slow, but I'm glad to see you doing what I did when I got reason. I couldn't be arsed to write anything either. Speed it up a bit and it would rock. That annoying squeak could be dumped too.

Khuskan responds:

I'm responding to this january first, 2006.

I would just like to remind you how much more successful I am than you now. That is all.

[Fast Forward - Canon]

WOW!

That's amasing! A recorded choon - ON NG! It's a first, it rocks and, last but not least, I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT... honest!

A-Little-More-Equal responds:

Yeah, right. Coz you're not me!

[Sinewave Bells]

Huge file, mate...

(Please note I am going to review and rate under the probably false idea that you DIDN'T use fruityloops or other non-talent using program) ...but it was worth it! This is great, although the name is kinda misleading. No sine in there. Really. And how can you "write" something with no tune? Oh yeah, that odd piano doesn't fit with the other stuff. RSVP,
-Nivi

Payotee responds:

Yeah you're right, I did use a so called 'non-talent using program' called Reason but i beg to differ on that no talent part. Anyone can make music on those programs but you need to know what you're doing to make good music. I'd rather be using gear and such but I'm too poor to afford anything like that just yet.
I'm not sure what you mean by putting write in quotation marks but I generally see it as putting notes on a paper or sequencer with the rhythm and pitches desired. If you're suggesting I mixed loops, then I didn't, this song is completely loopless. Also, the waveform for the bells was actually a sinewave but i fiddled with the filters to change the sound.

[M64 Battlefield FULL]

OMFG!

Someone shouold use this in a flash about mario! I'm not biased at all!

Khuskan responds:

of course!

*slips jhalk 40 quid*